Do You Hear What I Hear?
"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go drown in Listerine, " "We wish you a very crisp mess," and "O come, hoggy faithful." The master of the misheard, Gavin Edwards, author of the bestselling "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" and "He's Got the Whole World in His Pants, " has done it again, this time with a collection of bungled Christmas lyrics from misguided wassailers. Just in time for the holidays, Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly uncovers some of the most hilarious — and twisted — Yuletide blunders, including:
"Just like the wands I used to know"
("Just like the ones I used to know" —"White Christmas")
"He's making a list, chicken and rice"
("He's making a list, checking it twice" -—- "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town")
"Olive, the other reindeer"
("All of the other reindeer" — "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
"Round John Virgin"
("Round yon virgin" — "Silent Night")
